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Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

Being White Is A Job In America. You Take That Away, You Better Get The Soldiers Out.

Baseball Is Very Big With My People. It Figures. It's The Only Way We Can Get To Shake A Bat At A White Man Without Starting A Riot.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

Let Me Tell You, Never Before In The History Of This Planet Has Anybody Made The Progress That African-americans Have Made In A 30-year Period, In Spite Of Many Black Folks And White Folks Lying To One Another.