I Asked My Old Man

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.