I Became A Welder. I

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.

I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For That You Get An A Level In Guilt.

It Seems To Me That Islam And Christianity And Judaism All Have The Same God, And He's Telling Them All Different Things.