I Became The First Ever

Children Love Me, Dammit!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

You Know... When One Speaks Your Name Very Fast, It Just Sounds Like Just Incredible

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'