I Believe In Sex And

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

Years Ago I Was On Television Having A Discussion With Billy Graham About Atheism. He Was Saying, Even If You're Right And I'm Wrong, And There's Nothing After, I Will Have Had A Better Life Than You, Because I Do Believe There Was Something. And I Couldn't Argue With That, Even Though I Wanted To.

I Foresee Death By Culture Shock.

I Don't Want To Move To A City Where The Only Cultural Advantage Is Being Able To Make A Right Turn On A Red Light.