I Believe In The Incomprehensibility

A Woman's Sentimental Monkeyshines Will Always Deceive Her Lover, Who Invariably Waxes Ecstatic Where Her Husband Necessarily Shrugs His Shoulders.

Reproach Is Usually Honest, Which Is More Than Can Be Said Of Praise.

A Great Love Is A Credit Opened In Favor Of A Power So Consuming That The Moment Of Bankruptcy Must Inevitably Occur.

A Deist Is An Atheist With An Eye Cocked For The Off-chance Of Some Advantage.

An Ounce Of Courage Will Go Farther With Women Than A Pound Of Timidity.