I Believe It Doesn't Really

I Am God. So It’s Easy To Play Him. They Say God Is In All Things. So If God Is In Me, Then I Am In God. Therefore, I Am God. God Does Not Exist Without Me.

I Go On Vacation Strictly To Relax - To Kick Back With A Good Book And Do Nothing Else But Read, Sleep And Eat.

I'm Married, I've Been Married To The Same Woman For - Well, I've Been With The Same Woman For Close To...long Enough To Fool Around.

I Think The Best Thing Somebody Ever Did To Me Was My Mother Opening Her Legs And Squirting Me Out.

The Bigger Point Here Is That Golf Is A Good Metaphor For One's Life. The Challenge Of Golf For Me Is Trying To Learn New Rules. It's Something You Always Have To Work At; You Don't Get Perfect At Golf. It's The Never-ending Quest For Betterment.