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When You're In A Good Mood, Bring Up The Past. When You're In A Bad Mood, Stick To The Present. And When You're Not Feeling Emotional At All, It's Time To Talk About The Future.

Email, Instant Messaging, And Cell Phones Give Us Fabulous Communication Ability, But Because We Live And Work In Our Own Little Worlds, That Communication Is Totally Disorganized.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.

Know How To Behave At A Buffet. Take A Clean Plate For A Second Helping.

One Of The Few Articles Of Clothing That A Man Won't Try To Remove From A Woman Is An Apron.