I Believe The Universe Is

I Will Gladly Lecture For Fifty Dollars, But I'll Not Be A Guest For Less Than A Hundred.

Polygamy: An Endeavour To Get More Out Of Life Than There Is In It

Never Get Married In College; It's Hard To Get A Start If A Prospective Employer Finds You've Already Made One Mistake.

It Is Always The Nearest, Plainest And Simplest Principles That Learned Men Comprehend Last.

Do Your Work With Your Whole Heart, And You Will Succeed - There's So Little Competition.