I Believe You Can Joke

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It Ain’t Music. It’s Just Soft.

A Lot Of The People Who Keep A Gun At Home For Safety Are The Same Ones Who Refuse To Wear A Seat Belt

The Us Army Has Announced That Although It Is True They Performed Mind-destroying Drug Tests On Hundreds Of Soldiers In The 1960s, None Of The Victims Have Been Promoted Beyond The Rank Of Lieutenant Colonel.

Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.