I Boil The Strings So

Bass Is For People Who Can't Play Guitar

A Guitar Is Just Theoretically Built Wrong. Each String Is An Interval Of Fourths, And Then The B String Is Off. Theoretically, That's Not Right, All The Strings Should Be Off.

Everything Comes To Me While I'm Sitting On The Pot.

Imagine If Beethoven Had A Tape Recorder. Then You'd Know Exactly What He Meant. Maybe He Meant 'da Da Da Da' Instead Of 'boom Boom Boom Boom!' Who Knows?

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts