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I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.