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I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.