I Can Now Say Without

Every Time You Think Television Has Hit Its Lowest Ebb, A New Program Comes Along To Make You Wonder Where You Thought The Ebb Was.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.