I Can Remember Staring At

A Good Motto To Live By: "always Try Not To Get Killed.

The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were.

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.

Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things.