I Can't Deprive Myself Of

I'm A Naughty Sweetheart.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

I Don't Even Have A Type! I Don't Have A Physical Type. I Have An Emotional Type.

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.