I Can't Remember, I Wish

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise, But He Got Him An Extra 30-day Vacation - And It's Called October.

Once You Accept Defeat, It Becomes Ease To Lose. If Defeat Comes, Face It And Take It, But Don't Accept It.