I Can't Stand Black Guys.

I Would Do The Baby Voice And It's Kind Of Like This Character I Made Up. But In Real Life, I'm Completely Different. I'm Very Smart. I Think A Lot Of People Will Assume I'm An Airhead.

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

I Love Marilyn Monroe. I Think She Was The Coolest Blonde. I Think Like Me She Just Didn't Care What Anyone Thinks. She's Happy. She's Smiling. I Don't Know, I Just Always Thought She Was So Beautiful And She Just Seemed, Like, Magical.

Well, Since I'm Six Years Old, I've Been Playing The Violin, The Piano, I've Been Singing. It's Always Been A Dream Of Mine, But I Really Never Had The Courage To Actually Go And Do It Professionally.