I Can’t Wait To Have

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.

People Think Updos Are So Hard, But They're Not. Your Hair Should Look Tousled And Undone. If I'm In A Mood To Go Out And Feel Hot And Sexy, I Want Long Hair That I Can Feel On My Back. But I Also Like Bed Head. Ill Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Wont Even Wash It. Ill Wait Until It Smells.

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

It Was Like A Death In The Family: You Go Through The Mourning Stage, Then The Rebellion, And Then All Of A Sudden You Have To Find Life By Yourself. . . . I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart. I Don't Really Ever Talk About The Divorce Because It Was A Heart-wrenching Thing To Go Through.