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Once I Got A Job Singing And Dancing, A Reasonable Person Might Think, "maybe I Should Learn How To Do This." But No, I Never Did.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

I Like 'the Office.' I Particularly Like The British Version With Ricky Gervais. Of Course, I Liked The 'seinfeld' Show A Lot. I Thought That Was An Awfully Good Show.

Longevity In My Family's Been Pretty Good. And My Grandparents Were Pretty Spry At Their Age, So I Figured I'd Probably Stay Skinny And Fairly Agile. I Used To Do Old Men All The Time In Sketches. And There Used To Be An Organization Called The Gray Panthers. And They Would Send Me, Oh, Terrible Letters About Making Fun Of Old People. And I Would Just Always Say, "i'm Playing The Old Person I Intend To Become!"

You're Going To Die. That's Going To Happen. What Matters Is What You Do With Your Time Before You Get Flushed Out.