I Can Take Care Of

I Have No Control Over What People Think Of Me But I Have 100% Control Of What I Think Of Myself.

As A Kid, I Was Always Mad - Just Noticing The Women At Thanksgiving, Running Around The Kitchen, While The Men Were Watching Football. For One, I Don't Want To Cook, And For Two, I Hate Football. I Was Stuck In The Middle.

As With Most Phobias, The Fear Of Flying Does Make Some Sense, But If Ever There Was A Fear Worth Quashing Then This Is It. After All, Life Is Short, And There's A Great Big World To Explore Out There.

I Worshipped Ethel Merman And I Worshipped Ethel Merman A Lot. It's Incredible - Ethel Merman Was A Conventional Singer. Her Naming Her Child Ethel Merman, Jr., Was, To Me, One Of The Coolest Feminist Things.

Instagram Is A Roman Arena Of Insults. Everyone Is A Lion, But It Is Fun.