I Can Turn On The

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

I Keep Social With Everyone Because I Want To Know What's Going On At Every Level. At The Same Time, If I'm Not Alone A Certain Amount Of Time Per Day Then I'll Go Nuts, Because I Can't Write And I Can't Think. I Can't Deal With People All The Time. I Like Being Alone. I'm A Bit Of A Cat Lady In That Way.

Four Inch Nails Is More Like It!