I Can Usually Judge A

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds Himself A Success Hasn't Been Asleep.

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.