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Inconsiderate To The Last, Josef Stalin, A Man Who Never Had To Meet A Deadline, Had The Bad Taste To Die In Installments.

Cynicism Is Often The Shamefaced Product Of Inexperience.

An Englishman Teaching An American About Food Is Like The Blind Leading The One-eyed.

I Take A Grave View Of The Press. It Is The Weak Slat Under The Bed Of Democracy

I Had An Attack Of The Gout Two Days Before Pulling Out, And I Went Limping Off To The War Instead Of Coming Limping Back From It.