I Can't Believe I'm Saying

Every Asshole Who Ever Chanted 'drill Baby Drill' Should Have To Report To The Gulf Coast Today For Cleanup Duty.

Have You Ever Met A War You Didn't Love? I’m Asking, Is There Any Place You Don’t Want To Intervene In?

I Do Miss George Bush. Compared To These Teabaggers And The People Who Are Pandering To Them, He Looks Like A Professor.

I Just Don't Think A Lot Of Republicans Like It When Single Women Have Sex.

Your Fuselage Shouldn't Open More Easily Than Your Pretzel Bag.