I Can't Bring Myself To

I'm Slowly Becoming A Convert To The Principle That You Can't Motivate People To Do Things, You Can Only Demotivate Them. The Primary Job Of The Manager Is Not To Empower But To Remove Obstacles.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto