I Can't Deprive Myself Of

I Think There's A Difference Between Ditzy And Dumb. Dumb Is Just Not Knowing. Ditzy Is Having The Courage To Ask!

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

Platypus? I Thought It Was Pronounced Platymapus. Has It Always Been Pronounced Platypus?

I Don`t Want People Walking Out Of A Movie Thinking I Was Trying To Act Or Be Some Movie Star. I Want Them To Think, `that Might Make Me Like Jessica A Little Bit More.`

I'm A Naughty Sweetheart.