I Can't Keep Somebody From

You're No Elvis Presley, I'm No Marilyn Monroe, But I Do Think You're Sexy, Just Thought I'd Tell You So.

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

My Songs Are Like My Children - I Expect Them To Support Me When I'm Old.

I'm A Showgirl, As You Can Tell. I'm Ever Ready.

People Are Always Asking Me In Interviews, 'what Do You Think Of Foreign Affairs?' I Just Say, 'i've Had A Few.'