I Can't Predict The Future

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

The Main Problem With The Democrats Is Their Utter Negativity. They're Made Up Of Schumucks And Hypocrites. They Also Have Higher Levels Of Immorality.

The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds The News And Then Claims To Be Impartial. They Never Give An Even-handed Version Of The News - That's The Last Thing They'd Ever Do.