I Can't Remember Ever Having

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

Manners Are Love In A Cool Climate.

I Am A Stereotype. I Am An Effeminate Man.

I Became One Of The Stately Homos Of England.

All Liaisons Between Homosexuals Are Conducted As Though They Were Between A Chorus Girl And A Bishop. In Some Cases Both Parties Think They Are Bishops.