I Can't Say I Ever

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.

Ah, Nuts. I'm An Actor. I Just Do What Comes Naturally.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.