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What Do You Do When It Rains?" The Captain Answered Frankly. "i Get Wet.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

Clevinger Had A Mind, And Lieutenant Scheisskoph Had Noticed That People With Minds Tended To Get Pretty Smart At Times.

It's A Wise Person, I Guess, Who Knows He's Dumb, And An Honest Person Who Knows He's A Liar. And It's A Dumb Person, I Guess, Whose Convinced He's Wise...-bob Slocum

Insanity Is Contagious.