I Can't Swim And I'm

I've Always Liked The Fact That I Could Make People Laugh At Crazy Stuff That Has Happened To Me. If It Makes You Feel Better At Me Falling Down The Stairs...then I'm Going To Do It.

I Was Taught Not To Confront And Interrupt People, But That's What I Do Every Day On 'the View.'

I Take The Subway All The Time Here In New York. I Love People Watching And Trying To Figure Out Everybody's Background, Especially Teenagers - They're So Uninhibited When They Display Puppy Love. I Concoct Stories In My Mind: 'are You Guys Like Romeo And Juliet?'

My Sisters Have Been Baptized And My Dad Is A Deacon At His Church Now. Sadly My Mother Passed Away But What I Can Say Is That The Jehovah Witnesses Took Very Good Care Of Her Up Until She Died.

A Lot Of People Say It's Cathartic To Cook, And I'm Like, 'how Is It Cathartic Washing All These Dishes?'