I Can't Tell Anybody Else

I Remain Totally Convinced That If We Can Do One More Simple Thing To Help Kids And Adults To Learn More, It Is To Inspire Them To Read More.

God Knows When The End Of Time Will Come, Not Some Fanatic... The World Will End Someday, But The End Of The World And The End Of Time Are Two Different Things.

I Do Have Big Tits. Always Had 'em - Pushed 'em Up, Whacked 'em Around. Why Not Make Fun Of 'em? I've Made A Fortune With 'em.

If You Talk Bad About Country Music, It's Like Saying Bad Things About My Momma. Them's Fightin' Words.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.