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People's Lives Change. To Keep All Your Old Friends Is Like Keeping All Your Old Clothes -- Pretty Soon Your Closet Is So Jammed And Everything So Crushed You Can't Find Anything To Wear. Help These Friends When They Need You; Bless The Years And Happy Times When You Meant A Lot To Each Other, But Try Not To Have The Guilts If New People Mean More To You Now.

My Own Philosophy Is If You're Not Having Sex, You're Finished. It Separates The Girls From The Old People.

I Think I'm A Fairly Average Person, I Think I Have Only A Medium Iq. I Didn't Go To College, Obviously.

If I Had To Choose Between Sex And Food, I Would Choose Food, But I'd Choose Sex Over Nearly Everything Else.

I Think A Single Woman's Biggest Problem Is Coping With The People Who Are Trying To Marry Her Off!