I Consider Myself A Completely

I Think Universal Harmony Is A Pipedream And It May Be More Productive To Focus On More Modest Goals, Like A Ban On Yodeling.

I've Never Dated A Fictional Character Before. The Closest I Ever Came Was An Italian.

The Whole Concept Of Awards Is Silly. I Cannot Abide By The Judgment Of Other People, Because If You Accept It When They Say You Deserve An Award, Then You Have To Accept It When They Say You Don't.

Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable.

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.