I Consider Myself A Texan.

It's Easy .... It's A Mind That Is Open To Everything, Yet Attaches To Nothing ... It's Called Freedom That's What It Is, Plain And Simple!

Theres A Woman In Arkansas That's Such A Bad Cook, That A Swarm Of Flies Got Together And Repaired Her Screen Door.

Fun Stands For Finally Understnding Nothing. And That's What's Fun About Fun, You Don't Have To Get It.

There Has Got To Be More To Life Than Being A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Actor.

I'm Not Jealous, And I'm Not Possessive, And I'm Not Controlling.