I Could Never Be James

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

Pie...it Fills The Cracks Of The Heart. Go Away, Pain.

I've Always Been The Guy Who Doesn't Necessarily Get It With Women. A Woman Would Have To Say, 'i Like You, I Want To Go Out With You, You Can Ask Me.' And Still I Would Question It. Did She Mean It?