I Could Sit Toe To

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Cynicism Masquerades As Wisdom, But It Is The Farthest Thing From It. Because Cynics Don’t Learn Anything. Because Cynicism Is A Self-imposed Blindness, A Rejection Of The World Because We Are Afraid It Will Hurt Us Or Disappoint Us.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

I'm Not Here To Affect You Politically Or Socially. I'm Here To Make You Laugh. I Use The News As The Palette For My Jokes.

Facts Matter Not At All. Perception Is Everything. It's Certainty.