I Could Take On England,

Michael Jackson Plays The Wounded Puppy Very Well. 'i Must Be The Loneliest Man In The World'. Well, You're Not A Man. And The Loneliness Is Self Inflicted, So Sod Off You Pathetic Puerile Pimp. I Wonder What Color His Willy Is.

'lollipop Opera' Is The Backdrop To Finsbury Park. A Place That Is Very Thriving, Interracial And Lot Of Music Stores, Greek, Turkish, All Sorts Of Immigrant Music. It's Utter Englishness. It Blends The Jamaicans, The Irish. It's Like What Jim Reeves Did With American Country Music.

It's Volatile, The Marriage. Which One Isn't? Nothing Better Than A Good, Full-on Row. Get It All Out. Say Rude And Nasty Things. And Then Be Sorry. Genuinely Sorry, Afterwards.

People Think I Hate The Royal Family, But That's Not True.

A Record Company Used To Be A Very Good Thing, But They Ended Up Soul-destroyingly Trapping People In The Accounting Department. And You Couldn't Get Any Further, And The Heads Of Each Department Were Changing All The Time, So You Couldn't Have Any Permanent Relationship Within The Corporation.