I Couldn't Get The Laughter

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.

You Have To Go Through The Falling Down In Order To Learn To Walk. It Helps To Know That You Can Survive It. That's An Education In Itself.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.