I'd Like 'morning News' To

On My Football Field, I Know What Bliss Is. My Team Cuddles More Than The Missus. We Won't Inject Drugs, Just Oodles Of Hugs. I Warm Up My Team With Some Kisses.

First Of All, I'm A Midwesterner, Being From Kansas, And Chicago Is Basically A Big Midwestern Cow Town. It Was Built From The Stockyards, And Everyone Is Very Friendly, And It's At The Edge Of The Tallgrass Prairie. There's Just A Good Feel To It.

The Most Frightening Interview I've Ever Done Was With Dr. Lonnie Thompson Of The Ohio State University On The Subject Of Global Warming.

I Have An Affinity For Africa, Especially East Africa, And Kansas Looks Very Much Like That.

Why Die On Mars When You Can Live In South Dakota? South Dakota, You Can Live Here.