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Sometimes When I'm Under Pressure, If I Think Somebody Is Expecting Stuff From Me, I'll Do Better Than If I Was Just Left On My Own. I Can Sit Down - I'm A Skilled Writer, I've Been Doing It All My Life - And I Can Get Down To It.

'9 To 5,' That Little Song, That Little Story, Just Won't Ever End. Just Like 'i Will Always Love You,' It Just Keeps Comin' Back, Popping Up Its Head In One Way Or Another.

If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde, Because Of The Way I Look, Then They're Dumber Than They Think I Am. If People Think I'm Not Very Deep Because Of My Wigs And Outfits, Then They're Not Very Deep.

You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

I Have Little Feet Because Nothing Grows In The Shade.