I'd Take A Bromo, But

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.