I Dare Anyone To Debate

You Can Have Rules At Home That Are Different From The Rest Of The World's As Long As You're Not Hurting Anyone.

What They're Not Ready For Is Guys Like You And I And Nails And All The Other Gnarly Gnarlingtons In My Life, That We Are High Priests, Vatican Assassin Warlocks. Boom. Print That, People. See Where That Goes.

Athletes Become Our Heroes, Because They're Superhuman. They Do Things Nobody Else Can Do. They're Better Than 6 Billion Other People.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.