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I'm A Woman Who Wants Her Chocolate.

I Adore John Mayer. I Don't See How Anything That Surrounds John Could Be Negative.

It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch With A New Fetus.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!