I Definitely Lived My Life

For A While I Couldn't Leave The House By Myself. Even If I Was Just Grocery Shopping Alone, I'd Get Self-conscious.

This Is A Free Country, And Nobody Should Be Criticized For Their Political Beliefs. We're All Allowed To Have Our Opinions.

I Still Get Nervous On Dates. I'll Be Sitting At Dinner With A Guy And I Have To Excuse Myself And Go To The Bathroom Because I Can't Breathe.

If God Wanted Us To Be Naked, Why Did He Invent Sexy Lingerie?

I'm A Conservative. I Was An Avid Supporter Of Ronald Reagan; I Thought He Was Fabulous.