I Did Stand-up Comedy For

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

I'm Curious By Individuals That Embrace Half A Story So They Can Justify How Incomplete They Feel About Their Own Self Worth.

I'm Interested In Doing Anything And Everything That I Can To Squeeze The Creativity Out Of My Brain. I Guess I'm Kind Of A Performance Rat, That's What I Want To Do, I Love Being On Stage If I'm Not On A Set. I Just Love Putting Creativity Into A Performance.

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.