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With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.

I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining, But They Have A Lot Of Shortcomings And You Just Have To Bear Those In Mind.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

I Took My Husband To The Hospital Yesterday To Have 17 Stitches Out - That'll Teach Him To Buy Me A Sewing Kit For My Birthday.