I Didn't Feel So Different

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

I Happen To Think That There Are Already Tons Of Perfectly Good Babies Out There Already Born.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I've Always Kept My Overhead Low So I Could Do Whatever I Want. I Think Of Myself As Lazy With Spurts Of Getting A Lot Done. I Find Myself Rooting Against Things Sometimes Because I Get Excited At The Thought Of A Clean Slate.