I Didn't Have Any Success

The Truth Is We're All Probably More Creative Than We Realize, Except We Spend Our Lives Watching Tv Or Reading Somebody Else's Book. We Never Pick Up A Brush And Stand In Front Of Our Own Easel.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

My Mom Was On Welfare And The Occasional Food Stamp, But I Have Never Participated In Any Of Those Governmental Programs, Even The Ones That Kind Of Work Like Education, Scholarships And Whatever, And I Managed To Do Just Fine.

He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's Done A Onesome, Let Alone A Threesome.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'